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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour digital avatar never complains about touring in a humid bus.
Professional melody-maker and professional public trauma-sharer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The perfect voice, infinitely replicable and compliant.
blub.you▸ SYNTHETICA STAR PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
releases ten hit singles every minute
Record synthesized vocals and perform motion-captured choreography for global audiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sweat and crack your voice during a live performance.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your vocal range is mapped to a generative neural network.
Month 5
Robotic dancers replace your human troupe on tour.
Month 10
Virtual influencers begin headlining major music festivals globally.
Month 16
AI systems manage all fan interactions via personal messages.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your contract ends as digital assets replace all physical appearances.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.001
Auto-tune latency (ms)
100%
Fan parasocial bond
zero
Scandal generation count
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium auto-tune software.
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