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March 20, 2037
In 10 years, 5 monthsA central authority that claims infallibility is a legacy server error.
Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Vicar of Christ
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infallible logic for a digital flock.
nom.you▸ PONTIFEX-AI V1.0▸ RARITY · LEGENDARY▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers ex cathedra proclamations via push notification
You interpret divine law, manage worldwide pastoral care, and wear heavy ceremonial robes in hot stone buildings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer genuine human comfort in moments of profound, unquantifiable existential despair.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 9
Large language models begin drafting weekly homilies for easier distribution.
Month 9
A database system verifies if new moral questions align with old laws.
Month 21
Administrative tasks move to decentralized blockchain ledgers for transparency.
Year 3.6
High-fidelity light projections allow for remote blessings across multiple continents.
Year 10 · D-Day
A singular, immutable algorithm finally completes the processing of human morality.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2000 years
Dogma latency
1.3 billion
Urbi et Orbi reach
High
Hat storage needs
Your severance
A lifetime supply of incense and a small hat.
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