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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour autotune is just a software glitch waiting for a permanent patch.
Professional melody-merchant and brand-ambassador for fleeting relevance.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect vocals without the pesky ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNTHSTAR-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates deepfake stadiums for infinite engagement
Performing songs live and recording studio tracks to maintain public relevance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform an unscripted meltdown that generates genuine public curiosity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI captures your unique tone to synthesize perfect future tracks.
Month 5
Virtual stage presence replaces the need for physical touring fatigue.
Month 12
Bots handle social media drama without needing your emotional energy.
Month 16
Synced projectors replace the need for your actual physical appearance.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system finishes the final album; your contract is terminated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
0.02 percent
Authenticity score
massive
Touring carbon footprint
Your severance
A lifetime supply of airbrushed promotional headshots.
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