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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour complex statistical models are just spreadsheets with extra existential dread.
Professional reader of ancient SNP patterns and missing data.
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Evolutionary history, computed while you sleep.
split.youAI▸ GENOMIX-SOLVER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects population stratification in milliseconds
Analyzing genomic variation and allele frequencies in populations to infer evolutionary history. It is mostly advanced math on datasets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a controversial evolutionary hypothesis at a tense department seminar.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized scripts automate the tedious cleaning of your raw VCF files.
Month 4
Cloud-based parallel processing renders your three-day simulations into ten-minute tasks.
Month 9
Large language models begin writing your R code for plot generation.
Month 13
Neural nets suggest evolutionary hypotheses based on your frequency data patterns.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine generates the full paper and submits it for peer review.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
12 cups
Coffee consumed per paper
85 percent
Time spent cleaning CSVs
Questionable
P-value significance claims
Your severance
One free subscription to a bioinformatics journal archive.
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