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December 4, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYour tenure is just a long-term simulation with expensive overhead.
Theoretical academic fueled by espresso and grant anxiety.
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You derive mathematical models for allele frequencies and teach undergraduates who aren't listening. Research grants and administrative paperwork consume your remaining brain cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific genetic quirk fascinates a bored student.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models and NLP sentiment analysis handle your midterm pile in under ten seconds.
Month 8
Generative agents draft your grant proposals by mimicking successful historical success patterns from your institution.
Month 16
Synthesized video lectures now replace your live presence, including real-time Q&A via local LLMs.
Year 2.2
Autonomous pipelines clean and interpret genomic data faster than any human-led lab could achieve.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
The institution realizes your salary pays for the entire server fleet, and your access terminates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Sub-15%
Grant success rate
Statistically negligible
Student engagement level
Hazardous
Coffee intake
Your severance
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