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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou watch the footage so nobody else has to ever again.
Professional viewer of things you lie about watching.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated aesthetic and content indexing.
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tags every frame with clinical precision
Reviewing adult video content for quality, pacing, and performative consistency. It is a job that mostly requires high bandwidth.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific and nuanced taste in lighting that machines lack.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI starts watching every single video in the archive.
Week 7
Software identifies successful visual patterns without human review.
Month 3
Tagging and sorting happen at machine speed using vision models.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your subjective opinion with data-driven engagement metrics.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are removed from the loop forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
400 plus
Videos watched daily
8 seconds
Average attention span
high
Review bias
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cloud storage site.
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