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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour knowledge of air-cooled quirks is basically just a database lookup.
Gatekeeper of expensive flat-six mechanical nostalgia.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision restoration without the human ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ STUTTGART-AUTOMATED-SYSTEM V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
estimates restoration costs with zero empathy
You manage parts orders and project timelines for expensive, temperamental vintage German sports cars.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a weird engine rattle is a catastrophic failure or just character.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanners digitize your entire physical warehouse of vintage parts.
Month 7
AI models learn to interpret your clients' vague engine descriptions.
Month 16
Algorithms replace your manual tracking of shop floor workflows.
Year 2.2
Direct automated ordering removes your middleman role for suppliers.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system fully manages all restoration lifecycle logistics autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400x faster
Average part retrieval speed
0 percent
Emotional attachment to flat-six
None
Errors in assembly manual
Your severance
A vintage spark plug and a handshake.
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