Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Portable Appliance Tester jobs? · Latest report #rek8cxpx
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsTesting cords for continuity is the peak of human mechanical waste.
Professional cord-shuffler and sticker-slapper.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your outlet safety, fully automated.
oof.you▸ SAFETYSCAN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
zaps every faulty lead it encounters
You spend all day plugging devices into testers to check for electrical faults and safety hazards.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wrestle a mangled power cable out of a tight cabinet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart outlets monitor current leakage patterns without your manual input.
Month 5
Automated scanners replace your manual sticker application process.
Month 12
Crawler units navigate under desks to inspect cable integrity autonomously.
Month 18
Hardwired sensors flag safety failures before you even arrive.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The SafetyScan 9000 assumes full control of workplace electrical safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
24
cords tested per hour
150
labels applied daily
too many
faults missed by human
Your severance
A lifetime supply of electrical tape and sadness.
Discussion
