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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsMoving heavy blue boxes is a job for a machine, not biology.
Professional curator of the world's most pungent mobile infrastructure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated waste management for the modern world.
split.you▸ SANITRON-V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sanitizes the entire interior in three seconds
You service portable toilets by pumping out waste, pressure washing interiors, and restocking supplies at remote construction sites.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique mental fortitude to handle the horrors found inside festival toilets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the most efficient path between units for trucks.
Month 7
Smart levels notify the cloud when tanks are actually full.
Month 16
Vision-guided hoses latch onto valves without human oversight.
Year 2.5
High-pressure nozzles scrub the interiors using real-time debris detection.
Year 4 · D-Day
Autonomous trucks complete the entire route with zero human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2000 Liters
Average weekly tank capacity
60 Percent
Time spent in transit
100 Percent
Likelihood of encountering surprises
Your severance
A lifetime supply of industrial-strength lemon scented spray.
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