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Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts haunting a future automated trading desk.
Senior Associate (Risk-averse, Excel-dependent, portfolio-obsessed)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior market insight without the coffee breaks.
wheee!you▸ QUANTLOGIC PRO V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates global risk models in milliseconds
You analyze market risks and financial performance data. You prepare reports for investment committees to decide asset allocation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle fear in a client's eyes during a market dip.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull market data directly into centralized cloud databases.
Month 4
Smart agents replace manual formula entry with standard risk logic.
Month 9
Language models generate all performance reports from raw metrics.
Month 13
Predictive algorithms suggest asset rebalancing before meetings even occur.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system fully manages the portfolio.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Spreadsheets per day
98%
Committee presentation fatigue
12%
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium stock ticker.
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