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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour alpha is just noise waiting for a better pattern matcher.
Senior alpha hunter (mostly spreadsheet abuse, emotionally disconnected)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Market beating, minus the ego.
ow.youAI▸ ALPHASYNTH ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs your orders using micro-latency speed
You shuffle assets to beat the market. You rely on gut feelings, spreadsheets, and expensive proprietary trade data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the investors with a straight face at lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms filter the market noise you usually ignore.
Month 4
Models identify winning trades before your morning coffee.
Month 8
Robots enter your trades without checking your gut feel.
Month 12
Investors realize a cold terminal delivers better annual returns.
Month 18 · D-Day
The fund runs entirely on automated alpha production.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400 percent
Average ego inflation
Nanoseconds
Data processing speed
Zero
Trade conviction rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium anxiety medication.
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