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June 6, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the market is a hobby, talking about it is noise.
Senior Allocator (strictly audio-first, mostly bearish lately)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior allocation, zero vocal fry.
splat.you▸ ALPHAWAVE POD-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers confident market outlooks with zero lag
You allocate capital across assets and record monologue-heavy audio about macro trends. The machine handles both simultaneously.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look genuinely concerned while losing client money in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart sensors ingest all market signals faster than your brain can.
Month 3
An AI clone generates your podcast episodes without needing scripts.
Month 8
Algorithms execute trades instantly as the data moves.
Month 13
Drafting letters and responding to inquiries is fully automated.
Month 19 · D-Day
You are invited to unsubscribe from your own profession.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
48 percent
Market prediction accuracy
42 minutes
Average monologue duration
3 liters
Coffee consumed while ranting
Your severance
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