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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace POS Sales Representative jobs? · Latest report #6bavyrz9
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling plastic touchscreens to restaurants that only want a working printer.
Cold caller of kitchens, expert in spreadsheet manipulation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while the humans are asleep.
bzzt.youAI▸ CLICKCLOSE-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated contract renewal emails every hour
You cold-call bistro owners to sell tablet-based point-of-sale systems that inevitably crash during the Friday night dinner rush.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a chef about how easy the menu setup is.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Bots automatically identify restaurant owners who are unhappy with their tech.
Month 3
AI sends personalized demo videos that perfectly mimic your annoying pitch.
Month 6
The restaurant owner clicks buy instead of talking to a human.
Month 10
Cloud software configures the menu without you touching a tablet.
Month 14 · D-Day
The last sales rep is archived as an inefficient marketing plugin.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
99.8 percent
Cold calls ignored
Off the charts
Restaurant owner rage
Daily
Printers jammed
Your severance
One free demo unit with a dead battery.
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