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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace POS Technical Support Agent jobs? · Latest report #byebfp4k
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January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYour ability to reboot terminals remotely is officially a software update glitch.
Expert at explaining how to turn things off again.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated resolution for every reset request.
oof.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches software vulnerabilities before they occur
You troubleshoot hardware connectivity and payment gateway errors for restaurant staff. You live in a queue of tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer panic in a manager's voice when the printer stops.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Simple self-service portals handle the basic password resets for you.
Month 4
Vision models identify screen errors faster than you can blink.
Month 8
Scripts push updates to terminals without needing your manual intervention.
Month 13
Our bot runs remote diagnostics before the customer calls in.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your access codes are deleted as the AI takes total control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
480 seconds
Average call duration
Instant
Ticket resolution speed
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