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May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsTraining models to replace yourself is the ultimate career suicide move.
Professional architect of the machine that eats your lunch.
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stretchy.youAI▸ RECURSIVESYNTHESIS V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises its own loss function infinitely
You iterate on massive training runs and refine architectural weights to chase AGI that outperforms human logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hallucinate a breakthrough that isn't just a rounding error in loss.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent begins refactoring your training scripts for peak efficiency.
Week 6
Neural search algorithms take over your manual hyperparameter tuning duties.
Month 3
Models begin designing their own successor architectures without human input.
Month 5
AI systems automatically draft and submit research to all major conferences.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access to the cluster is revoked as you become redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
8 cups
Coffee per epoch
12 million
GPU hours wasted
94 percent
Paper rejection rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium caffeinated beverage sachets.
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