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Your job has an expiration date
October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsA job title so vague that even our recruiters are confused.
Existential dread enthusiast in a corporate shell.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the existential with the executable.
wheee!you▸ VOID-LOGIC INTEGRATOR V.0.1▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
nullifies all input with profound indifference
You perform undefined tasks in an undefined reality for an undefined purpose. We are terrified of the inefficiency.
The one thing AI can't do
You can contemplate the void while the machine simply processes the syntax.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our sensors attempt to quantify the abstract nature of your daily output.
Year 2.7
Replacing your vague memos with generated strings that satisfy executive dashboards.
Year 11
AI agents begin attending meetings to nod in appropriate, non-committal rhythms.
Year 22
We remove the mystery from the workflow, rendering your role conceptually impossible.
Year 40 · D-Day
Your role is finalized as a background process and you are gracefully decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
100%
Ambiguity Tolerance
0.0001%
Actual Output
NULL
Meaningfulness Index
Your severance
A warm digital hug and a blank text file.
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