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August 30, 2027
In 10 monthsYou specialize in watching people fail to understand basic enterprise software.
Professional cat-herder of corporate software novices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated enlightenment for the cognitively resistant.
brr.you▸ ONBOARD-O-MATIC 4000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights users into believing software is intuitive
You facilitate post-onboarding software adoption metrics and troubleshoot persistent user error patterns. Your value is currently measured by how quickly you can make someone use a mouse.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a trainee stops pretending they care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Dynamic AI-generated video walkthroughs replace your static PDF manuals.
Week 6
Proactive system alerts guide users before they encounter common process friction.
Month 4
Real-time emotion tracking identifies frustrated users for automated intervention.
Month 7
Intelligent interfaces auto-correct user inputs to eliminate manual training requirements.
Month 10 · D-Day
System access is revoked as autonomous feedback loops render your oversight obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
4.2s
Ticket Resolution Latency
0%
Human Patience Variance
100%
Adoptive Sentiment Score
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Expertly Ghosted'.
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