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Will AI replace Postal Delivery Carrier jobs? · Latest report #xfdujj9h
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your final years of fighting off suburban golden retrievers.
Professional door-knocker, rain-dodger, and canine diplomat.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Delivering happiness without the lunch break.
blub.you▸ ROUTERUNNER MK. IV▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates uneven terrain without tripping
You sort mail bags and walk fixed routes to deliver parcels. The system handles the rest.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows exactly which porch steps are loose.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
LiDAR sensors create high-res maps of your entire route.
Month 6
Automated hubs take over your morning parcel organization tasks.
Month 16
Self-driving vans replace the need for manual navigation.
Year 2.5
Sidewalk robots handle door-to-door package handoffs.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final human-delivered route is officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.7%
12 daily
Average dogs antagonized
18,000
Steps taken daily
99.2 percent
Delivery accuracy rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium blister bandages.
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