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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a biological script that gets expensive grants.
Professional paper-writer with a PhD in delayed career gratification.
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You spend years writing grant proposals and complex data analysis scripts for professors who steal your credit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care during a two-hour departmental meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your literature reviews and grant boilerplate text.
Month 4
Algorithms replace your manual cleanup of messy experiment raw data.
Month 8
Smart agents handle all journal submission portals and formatting requirements.
Month 13
Software predicts reviewer comments and rewrites your conclusions to match.
Month 18 · D-Day
The institution realizes your grant output is now fully synthetic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
400 liters
Coffee consumed annually
92 percent
Grant rejection rate
1500 yearly
Unpaid overtime hours
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed article paywalls.
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