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June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsTrading your pipettes for a GPU and a prayer.
Postdoc in neuro (expert at grant-writing and mouse-wrangling).
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Science without the ethical committee headaches.
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simulates neural pathways without animal ethics
You run maze trials, record animal behavior, and spend years chasing p-values. We do that in milliseconds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still justify why a weird outlier in the data actually matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras and vision AI start logging movement for you.
Month 5
Algorithms handle your messy excel files and weird outliers.
Month 13
Automated arms take over feeding and cage cleaning routines.
Year 2.1
Simulation models replace the need for physical maze trials.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
A server rack replaces the lab, the researcher, and everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42 per cycle
Grant applications rejected
Too many
Hours spent cleaning cages
99.9% simulation
P-value significance achieved
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a nature journal.
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