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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsPredicting the end of the world using models that replace you.
Generative model builder, paper publisher, coffee-fueled climate dreamer.
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Simulation without the pesky human bias.
squeeze.youAI▸ GEOGEN-CORE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
trains planetary forecasts while you sleep
You build complex Earth system simulations and train generative models to forecast climate and geological patterns for research.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your model's weird output during a tense departmental presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart vision models clean your noisy climate datasets without human intervention.
Month 4
Generative AI agents design optimal neural architectures for forecasting simulations.
Month 8
Hardware-level scheduling makes your manual cluster queueing entirely unnecessary.
Month 13
AI systems draft, peer-review, and publish your findings instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine fully integrates Earth systems without needing your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
85 percent
Time spent fixing data leaks
12 annually
Grant applications rejected
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud compute you can't afford.
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