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May 26, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour years of culturing brain tissue were just data entry practice.
Postdoc (mostly pipetting, occasionally weeping over data plots)
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automates 1000 parallel experiments before you blink
You spend days manually pipetting cell cultures and staring at confocal microscope images for tiny patterns. Your life is grants and repeating experiments until results finally match the hypothesis.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a cell culture has gone bad just by the smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors take over the manual task of monitoring cell growth.
Month 3
Robotic arms handle all repetitive fluid transfers and maintenance.
Month 8
Vision models scan your microscopy images for subtle anomalies.
Month 13
Generative models produce your funding proposals from past data.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your entire lab workflow.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.0001 percent
pipette error rate
400 percent faster
organoid growth time
exactly zero
grant rejections
Your severance
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