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Will AI replace Postgraduate Researcher jobs? · Latest report #e23uuyp8
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou analyze dying stars while your own career slowly supernova-implodes.
Expert in cosmic explosions, novice in job security.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The universe doesn't need a witness.
bzzt.youAI▸ COSMOLOGIC V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
derives dark matter models while you sleep
You process galaxy datasets, write papers on cosmic expansion, and explain physics to bored undergraduates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still make a child care about the heat death of the universe.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Automated agents will parse your datasets faster than any human.
Month 4
AI models will draft your papers from raw data outputs.
Month 8
Vision systems will scan and grade lab reports instantly.
Month 13
Interactive holograms replace your presence in school classrooms.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the supercomputing cluster is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2.1
Papers published per year
60%
Time spent in grant hell
4 cups
Coffee consumed before noon
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct academic journal.
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