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Will AI replace Potato Cannon Operator jobs? · Latest report #23qxqcts
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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTargeting root vegetables with combustion is a quaint, inefficient hobby.
Amateur ballistics expert, expert in starch aerodynamics.
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Precision ballistics for starchy projectiles.
glub.youAI▸ TUBER-LAUNCH V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates ballistics for spud trajectory instantly
You load potatoes into PVC barrels and ignite propellant to launch them at targets. It is effectively physics-lite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the perfect pressure by the sound of the ignition alone.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors identify the most aerodynamic potatoes before you even touch them.
Month 7
Pneumatic arms replace the slow, manual ramrod process entirely.
Month 15
Vision models calculate wind drift better than your squinting eyes.
Year 1.9
We replace dangerous combustion with high-speed magnetic accelerators.
Year 3 · D-Day
The unit goes autonomous and renders your potato-handling obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
42
Potatoes launched per hour
3
Barrel ruptures per year
15%
Percentage accuracy error
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium Russet potatoes.
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