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Will AI replace Pothole Creator jobs? · Latest report #6q2rvb6i
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYour career path is literally a hole in the ground.
Professional architect of suspension damage and driver misery.
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Aggressive infrastructure degradation at scale.
stretchy.youAI▸ SUBGRADE-NULLIFIER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
accelerates frost heave cycles overnight
You create asphalt depressions through systemic neglect and poor material compaction. You ensure future civil engineering job security.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique intuition for where a crack will cause the most frustration.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify every brittle patch of roadway in your jurisdiction.
Month 7
Precision vibration drones trigger small fissures in high-traffic zones.
Month 16
Robotic crawlers extract loose aggregate to widen existing micro-cracks.
Year 2.2
AI models predict exact locations for maximum vehicle suspension damage.
Year 3 · D-Day
The entire road network is now self-destructing via automated maintenance neglect.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4 inches
Average depth per cavity
Maximum
Public outrage potential
12 tons
Asphalt wasted annually
Your severance
One free alignment check and a bag of gravel.
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