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Will AI replace Pottery Artisan jobs? · Latest report #965fypd8
Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou are just a slow, organic 3D printer with worse thermal regulation.
Still waiting for the kiln to stop misbehaving.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect symmetry, zero soul, constant uptime.
bzzt.youAI▸ KILNMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates clay thickness to the millimeter
You throw clay on wheels and fire kilns. Then you glaze and finish fragile ceramic vessels by hand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the exact moment the clay structure loses its integrity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scanners record the exact dimensions of every pot you make.
Month 7
Precision sensors replace your hands for centering heavy clay lumps.
Month 18
Robotic spray arms apply perfect, consistent glaze layers every time.
Year 2.2
Smart ovens handle temperature ramping without human checking.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your wheel is unplugged and the robots take the shop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 percent
Average kiln firing errors
45 seconds
Seconds to form mug
High
Human wrist fatigue rate
Your severance
A crate of high-fire glaze you will never use.
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