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November 15, 2029
In 3 years, 1 monthYou teach people to make bowls that the machine creates perfectly instantly.
Turning mud into arts and crafts for twenty dollars.
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blub.you▸ GLAZEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
centers any clay mass in three seconds
You guide beginners through centering clay on a wheel and firing ceramic pieces in a kiln.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the clay wall is too thin to hold its shape.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and feedback loops replace your hands on the clay.
Month 7
Software manages firing cycles to stop those annoying kiln cracks.
Month 16
Robotic arms dip and spray glaze with zero human error.
Year 2.2
Self-cleaning floor and sink systems eliminate your maintenance duties.
Year 3.1 · D-Day
Students interact only with the ceramic output interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
3 per month
Average kiln accidents
64 percent
Student clay waste
120 monthly
Pounds of glaze spilled
Your severance
A crate of pre-fired mugs you made yourself.
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