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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour kiln will soon be a very expensive, very dusty paperweight.
Master of mud, slave to the drying cycle.
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Precision symmetry, zero emotional attachment.
split.youAI▸ CERAMIX-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects a thousand identical mugs per hour
You throw clay on a wheel, trim, glaze, and fire pieces in electric or gas kilns.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if the clay is too hydrated by touch alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the exact arc of your hands on the clay.
Month 4
Software dictates the perfect rotation speed for every piece.
Month 15
Pincers take over the delicate wire loops for consistent thickness.
Year 2.2
Gantry systems stack shelves with perfect, geometric efficiency.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machine fires the final load while you retire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
100% constant
Kiln heat precision
near zero
Clay wastage
none found
Artistic whim
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium, pre-wedged, air-free clay.
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