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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Pottery Studio Associate jobs? · Latest report #bgph49vn
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour job is literally helping people ruin perfectly good ceramic mugs.
Professional enabler of mediocre finger-painting on clay.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect firing, no paint spills.
blub.you▸ GLAZEBOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates kiln temperatures to atomic precision
You glaze shelves, explain how to mix paints, and babysit kiln firing schedules for amateur artists.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a kiln shelf is loaded unevenly before it cracks.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track every paint drop to minimize wastage.
Month 8
Precision arms place fragile pieces in kilns without human tremors.
Month 20
Algorithms handle all kiln temperature profiling and error detection.
Year 2.5
Autonomous vacuums remove fine clay dust particles from studio floors.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The studio runs entirely without human intervention or supervision.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
4.2
Accidental paint spills daily
12%
Percent of broken items
2000+
Kiln heat monitoring hours
Your severance
A lifetime supply of unpainted ceramic coasters.
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