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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsGlazing tiny ceramic foxes until the robots arrive to do better.
Professional glaze-dabber and kiln-loader enthusiast.
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Precision glazing, zero human smudge.
ow.you▸ GLAZEBOT PRO X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects thick glaze coats without runs
You clean bisqueware, brush glaze onto pots, and load kiln shelves. Then you wait for the firing cycle.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell if a piece will crack in the kiln.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras record exact glaze thickness for perfect application.
Month 5
Robotic grippers hold pots for flawless even coating.
Month 13
Sensors monitor atmosphere to stop cracks before they happen.
Year 2.1
High-density shelves move items into firing zones autonomously.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
All manual brushes are incinerated to prevent further streaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
88 percent
Average kiln-load efficiency
12 annually
Glaze drip errors
15 minutes
Coffee-break duration
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dipping glaze.
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