Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Poultry Abbattoir Engineering Manager jobs? · Latest report #jetc8ebz
Your job has an expiration date
June 28, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou keep the blades spinning while the birds keep losing theirs.
Master of the grease-covered floor and sudden mechanical failure.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Downtime is for the birds.
help!youAI▸ ABATTOIRCORE-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocalibrates shackle chains during live processing
You oversee maintenance for industrial slaughter lines, shackles, scalding tanks, and automated evisceration machinery. You fix downtime emergencies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell which conveyor motor is failing just by listening to the distinct harmonic rattle.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vibration sensors identify bearing failures before the production line actually stops.
Month 5
Algorithms order spare parts automatically when wear patterns emerge on gears.
Month 13
Fixed-cell robots swap out jammed shackle modules without slowing the belt.
Year 1.9
High-pressure robotic washers sanitize the kill floor using real-time optical scanning.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The facility runs fully automated until the power grid eventually fails.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
200hz
Average sensor ping frequency
12 minutes
Mean time to repair
0.04%
Safety compliance variance
Your severance
One lifetime supply of premium breaded chicken nuggets.
Discussion
