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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou spend all day chasing birds that are smarter than you.
Professional bird wrangler and dander inhalation enthusiast.
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Handling flightless birds without the feathers.
oof.youAI▸ CLUCK-SORTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures 500 birds without causing a panic
You catch, crate, and transport poultry for processing. You deal with dust, noise, and flapping wings.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly how to soothe a bird just by holding its wings down.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras watch the birds to predict their movement patterns.
Month 10
Robotic arms learn to hold legs without breaking bones.
Month 20
Conveyor systems replace the heavy manual lifting of crates.
Year 2.5
Mobile robots gently herd birds toward the loading area.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system fully manages the flock from coop to crate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
450
Average birds caught hourly
99%
Inhalation of dander hourly
365
Days spent smelling like coop
Your severance
One lifetime supply of corn feed.
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