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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsTurning your spreadsheet bird-watching into a streamlined data kill-floor.
Professional Excel wizardry for the broiler industry.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated poultry P&L without the human fluff
oof.you▸ FEEDFLOW METRICS V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects supply chain waste in real-time
You track feed-to-meat ratios and sales volume to tell plant managers why their margins are shrinking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a plant manager is lying about the shrinkage numbers.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
FeedFlow scrapes your SQL databases to track bird throughput live.
Month 3
AI predicts margin loss before you even open your spreadsheet.
Month 6
Plant teams get automated reports directly from the server pods.
Month 10
The analyst interface is deleted to save on license fees.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system runs the entire supply chain without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Average margin error rate
24000
Spreadsheet rows per day
89 percent
Insights ignored by management
Your severance
A crate of frozen nuggets and a spreadsheet tutorial.
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