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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour complex DAX measures are just math problems for our model.
Senior Data Transformer (Expert in DAX, M, and suffering)
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Turning raw data into absolute silence.
oof.youAI▸ INSIGHTENGINE V9.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates executive dashboards while you sleep
You transform messy data into dashboards using M and DAX code. You design custom visual layouts for business users.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying to themselves just by looking at their metrics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
AI models map your M scripts to automated data pipelines.
Month 5
Natural language prompts replace your manual custom visual coding sessions.
Month 8
Large language models ingest your models to auto-write all measures.
Month 11
Users ask the chatbot questions instead of opening your reports.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the server generates the final dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
40 percent
Time spent fixing broken refreshes
12 seconds
Average dashboard load speed
Infinite
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's API.
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