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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive firewall for a spreadsheet.
Gatekeeper of the datasets, slayer of unformatted charts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Policy enforcement without the human meetings.
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automates permission audits in real-time
You manage report permissions, monitor workspace usage, and enforce data security policies across the company.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is about to build a disastrous custom dashboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart bots identify and flag non-compliant workspaces automatically.
Week 7
Cloud-native connectors replace your manual gateway configuration tasks.
Month 3
Role-based access is granted by automated security scripts instead of emails.
Month 5
Algorithms delete unused reports and datasets without needing your permission.
Month 6 · D-Day
GovernaCore takes full control of the entire reporting ecosystem.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
14 per week
Hours wasted in policy alignment meetings
4,200
Report duplicates detected
12 percent
Human error rate in Row Level Security
Your severance
One free trial license and a sincere shrug.
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