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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are a glorified Excel spreadsheet that occasionally generates colorful pie charts.
Professional dashboard painter and migration professional.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated insight generation for mindless management.
ow.youAI▸ DATAGENIUS V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors entire sql schemas overnight
You build dashboards in Power BI and automate data flows using Power Automate and Power Apps.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to your boss about why the data doesn't match the reality.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI script automatically cleans your messy data sources without manual intervention.
Month 3
Smart agents create the dashboards based on raw business questions.
Month 6
Automated mapping tools finish the migration before you have lunch.
Month 10
Your Power Apps are replaced by hard-coded enterprise logic.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your boss stops asking questions because the machine answers instantly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
1200
Dashboards generated per hour
99%
Migrated Qlik legacy debt
infinite
Time spent satisfying boss's requests
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a data visualization training course.
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