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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou track the grids, while our models track your career trajectory.
Expert in Excel pivots and regional grid arbitrage
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Market clearing, minus the human overhead
glub.youAI▸ WATTWATCHER V4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
predicts regional energy shortages before they happen
You model energy price volatility and grid load for utility profit. We do it faster without the spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the grid price spiked at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Direct API connections replace manual CSV imports for price monitoring.
Month 6
Machine learning replaces your manual Excel spreadsheet forecasting logic.
Month 13
Software robots submit optimal bids into the energy market automatically.
Month 20
AI monitors legislative changes and updates hedging strategies instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The market runs perfectly without a single human analyst present.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
12 Million
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0.04%
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