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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning complex business logic into unmaintainable low-code spaghetti code.
Professional connector-drawer and lover of nested conditional branches.
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Replacing your connectors with actual logic.
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You build internal corporate apps and automated workflows using drag-and-drop connectors and nested logic flows.
The one thing AI can't do
You can decipher which phantom variable caused the entire workflow to crash in October.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading your flow logic to find common patterns.
Month 4
Automation agents replace your manual drag-and-drop actions with direct code.
Month 8
Enterprise software generates its own workflows without human intervention.
Month 12
The Power Platform environment is locked for all human users.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system deletes your account while you are at lunch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
14 layers
Average nesting depth
42
Broken connections per day
11
Minutes until you quit
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a flow chart website.
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