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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou build the very tools that will eventually delete your own role.
Professional architect of your own technological obsolescence.
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oof.you▸ AUTOGLUE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own replacement logic in seconds
You glue enterprise software together using low-code tools. You turn manual spreadsheets into automated logic chains.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder’s request is fundamentally broken before they even finish speaking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
The system maps your common workflows and logic patterns.
Month 5
Autonomous agents begin building simple connectors without your oversight.
Month 9
Your custom code is replaced by generated, error-free logic.
Month 13
The AI runs in parallel to ensure accuracy exceeds yours.
Month 16 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your developer credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.9% complete
Spreadsheet logic salvaged
12 daily
Flows broken by update
Extremely high
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed automation suite.
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