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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou build fragile digital houses on top of other people's shifting sand.
Professional architect of fragile drag-and-drop business automations.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing logic for the enterprise.
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optimizes logic trees into recursive loops
You wire together low-code business flows and build apps that break when the platform updates its API.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the business logic makes no sense to the human owners.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify every redundant flow you click into existence today.
Week 9
AI models learn to replicate your logic without the drag-and-drop.
Month 5
System scripts fix your broken connectors before you even notice them.
Month 8
Corporate leadership replaces your UI with a direct database query.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your account is deleted and your logic is optimized forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
42 per week
Flows broken by update
18 weekly
Hours spent reading docs
100 percent
Shadow IT security leaks
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a discontinued cloud service.
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