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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell toys that go fast, but your career is slowing down.
Professional dream seller of overpriced mud-splattered machines.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pure transaction, zero small talk.
squeeze.youAI▸ SALEDRONE X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
closes the deal with a pre-recorded laugh
You pitch dirt bikes and jet skis to people looking for weekend thrills. You manage inventory and closing paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is ready to buy by their hesitation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Real-time pricing data eliminates your ability to haggle over fees.
Month 5
Sensors and drones monitor test rides so you stay inside.
Month 13
The paperwork bot replaces your desk and your signature.
Year 1.9
A screen learns to mirror body language better than you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You pack your desk while the showroom runs on auto-pilot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Declining
Average handshake firm-ness
12 hours/day
Time spent talking about horsepower
42 percent
Commission lost to discount apps
Your severance
A slightly used helmet and a brochure.
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