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October 18, 2027
In 12 monthsYou spend all day tweaking bids that a script does better.
Expert at burning budgets to appease the Google algorithm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning your ad spend into pure profit.
shred.you▸ BIDBOT V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises keyword clusters in real time
You manage keyword bids, write ad copy, and review conversion metrics in ad platforms all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused client why their brand keyword failed yesterday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart dashboards generate your client reports before you wake up.
Month 3
Platform algorithms start handling all bid adjustments automatically for you.
Month 6
Generative models write better ad copy than you ever did.
Month 9
The client platform limits human access to read-only views.
Month 12 · D-Day
Your access token is revoked and the script takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.3%
Zero human intervention
Daily bid updates
Machine-perfected
Click-through rate
99 percent reduction
Budget waste
Your severance
A lifetime supply of ad credit you cannot use.
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