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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling fights is easy when the machine never calls the wrong bar.
Professional loudmouth for high-stakes commercial fight broadcasts.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing every ring-side seat automatically.
oof.youAI▸ FIGHTSALESBOT PRO V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates commercial rates without blinking
You cold-call bars to sell expensive sports broadcast packages. You negotiate contracts for high-stakes fight night events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a bar owner is lying about their seating capacity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent identifies high-value venues and automates the lead list.
Month 6
Smart software predicts which venues will purchase before they are called.
Month 13
Algorithms handle all pricing tiers and contract issuance without human intervention.
Year 1.9
Automated broadcast systems bypass the need for manual troubleshooting calls.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The sales floor is shuttered and the software runs the revenue.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
120
Cold calls daily
22%
Average venue churn
9/10
Fight night panic
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to every upcoming pay-per-view.
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