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Your job has an expiration date
November 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour media list is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Junior gatekeeper of spreadsheets and mild corporate annoyance.
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Automated outreach that never needs a follow-up.
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sends 5000 personalized press releases instantly
You track media coverage and update contact lists for financial clients. Your emails are mostly glorified reminders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a client’s vanity PR campaign has gone off the rails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart software scrubs your messy contact spreadsheets for duplicates and errors.
Month 3
Monitoring tools automatically scrape news and format your daily clipping reports.
Month 6
AI agents handle routine distribution to journalists without needing your manual oversight.
Month 9
Deep learning models predict which journalists will actually open a pitch.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is terminated as the system becomes entirely self-serving.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4000
Emails per hour
12%
Human error rate
0.1%
Pitch success
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Automation'.
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