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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human firewall for bad brand news.
Professional bridge-builder for burning corporate reputations.
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Truth is whatever the prompt generates.
squeeze.youAI▸ SPINCONTROL ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press releases in milliseconds
You draft press releases and manage media lists. You spend your life apologizing to journalists for corporate incompetence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic error.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
LLMs begin writing your press releases faster than you can.
Month 4
Bots identify and contact journalists without your human touch.
Month 8
Sensors track brand perception and adjust messaging in real-time.
Month 13
AI handles all public statements during corporate PR disasters.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully automated message control loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Average apology emails per day
99%
Journalist unread rate
18
Hours spent on LinkedIn
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium stock photo site.
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