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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour press release drafts are essentially just expensive confetti for journalists.
Professional email-sender, lunch-chaser, and hashtag-weaver.
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ow.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends 5000 personalized pitches in one second
You manage press relationships, pitch travel stories, write releases, and pretend your client's hotel opening is world-changing news.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a journalist is too hungover to read your pitch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Software scrapes editor contacts and builds real-time, verified pitch lists.
Month 4
AI models write pitches that sound exactly like your desperate emails.
Month 9
Predictive bots forecast which travel stories journalists will actually open.
Month 14
Clients check their own vanity stats on an automated dashboard.
Month 19 · D-Day
The agency cancels your account and redirects your salary to GPUs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
98 percent
Average pitch rejection
12 daily
Hours spent on LinkedIn
Zero
Clients appeased
Your severance
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