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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour trend analysis is just an LLM with a more expensive haircut.
Professional seeker of 'angles' and filler of slide decks.
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split.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates press releases at light speed
You scour news cycles for client angles and draft creative pitches. The machine does this with less fatigue.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you in the boardroom.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scrape the entire web for your client keywords instead.
Month 3
Pitch templates are auto-populated by a model trained on past wins.
Month 6
Visuals for your mood boards are rendered in seconds.
Month 9
Cold emails are sent automatically with personalized contact hooks.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the API manages your accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
1000 concepts/sec
Brainstorming throughput
0%
Client meeting ego
100%
Buzzword density
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued newsletter.
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