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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsManaging a billionaire's ego is a service that machines do cheaper.
Professional buffer between tax brackets and public perception.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curating reality for the ultra-wealthy.
oof.youAI▸ ARTFOUNDATION-AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad press before it hits social
You draft press releases and coordinate exhibition media while handling the erratic personal whims of a bored billionaire.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the billionaire is about to throw a tantrum over lighting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapers draft and distribute all exhibition press releases instantly.
Month 5
Sentiment models auto-reply to comments, mimicking the foundation's tone perfectly.
Month 10
Smart agents handle all scheduling for the patron's chaotic life.
Month 15
Automated order flows bypass your approval for exhibition stationary.
Month 19 · D-Day
The foundation fires you to save on catering for your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
99% accurate
Billionaire ego soothing rate
3 seconds
Press release generation time
Zero
Exhibition launch stress
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-artistic tax haven.
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