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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou craft the press release; the machine crafts the lack of interest.
Master of the buzzword, servant of the media cycle.
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Press releases written, ignored, and filed automatically.
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You draft press releases and monitor media clippings. You manage social media brand voice for corporate entities.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a headline becomes unintentionally embarrassing for the CEO.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Large language models generate your press releases in seconds.
Month 4
Scraping bots track journalist activity better than any intern.
Month 8
AI agents post content directly to corporate channels.
Month 12
Algorithms filter the noise and deliver daily sentiment summaries.
Month 14 · D-Day
The login credentials for your accounts are permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.8 percent
Press release bounce rate
400 times faster
Clipping report efficiency
Always high
Human creative fatigue
Your severance
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