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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsTrading genuine enthusiasm for press releases written by a cold algorithm.
Professional party-thrower, brand-shill, and email-chaser.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Crafting brand narratives without the expensive lunches.
help!youAI▸ SPINCYCLE-AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite fake buzz in milliseconds
You chase journalists for coverage and organize launch parties for cars that are already behind schedule.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a journalist is lying about actually reading your press kit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors scrape all media mentions to predict your next bad news.
Month 4
Journalists get direct downloads from a portal, skipping your email queue.
Month 13
Digital launches replace expensive physical parties with immersive 3D renders.
Month 20
LLMs draft and distribute perfectly targeted press releases automatically.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The brand generates its own hype with zero human involvement.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
too high
Average lunch budget
92%
Press release bounce rate
critical
Event stress levels
Your severance
One free subscription to a dead magazine.
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